Wednesday, September 24, 2014

The Joke Becomes U.S. Policy

A few days ago I typed up a post after seeing this video: O'Reilly: We Need An Official "Declaration of War On Terrorism"

Immediately, I thought "We Need An Official Declaration of War on War!" That's not a new joke, but it just became a lot funnier because with enough Hopium, stupid jokes can become true!

Obama said that "'we must declare war on war, so the outcome will be peace upon peace.'"
Obama says force is necessary against Islamic State 'killers'

Pakistani Gang Rape in Rotterham, Pakistani Slaves at 7-Eleven

Imagine the Rotherham guys can get together with the 7-Eleven guys. Profit$, The American Dream.

Modern Slave Plantations Running in Virginia

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Mystery Virus Is Obama's Gift to America

If they'll lie about 1400 women raped, gang raped and forced into sex slavery in the UK for fear of racism, why wouldn't the American government lie about the origin of a diseases that are suddenly popping up in cities that have been shipped illegal aliens?


Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Our Sick Culture

The leftist Gaia religion has imposed its religious beliefs on California area schools. As far as I know, religious worship is not allowed in public schools, but maybe there is an opportunity to turn a frown upside down.

Step 1. Get schools to ban meat on Monday.

Step 2. Get parents concerned.

Step 3. Get them to at least serve fish.

Step 4. Demand it be moved to Friday.

Step 5. Ask the Pope to declare victory over American public schools.

Monday, September 08, 2014

We Are Living in the New Dark Ages

Sometime in the future, society will find that it cannot extirpate destructive cultural memes, pornography and general filth without banning all content created between 19XX and 20XX. There will be professionals tasked with sorting through the cultural artifacts and pulling out the genuine works of art. Due to the general level of discourse however, most everything is inaccessible including Facebook, Twitter and Blogger archives. This period will be dubbed a New Dark Age and relegated to the ash bin of history. Rumors of the content of these sites will be common. Middle school students will amuse themselves by telling their friends that people used to watch videos of coprophagia and it even became a popular cultural meme. The friends won't believe it though. They know the New Dark Age was bad, but not that bad. As time goes by and the culture is re-sensitized, even the exaggerated stories will become tamer, until the supposedly made up rumors of the time will be more tame than prime time cable television.



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