10. For the laughs
9. For the look on the progressive's face when you admit you voted for Trump, which makes you laugh again
8. Because somebody is doing the raping
7. Because they need to go home, all of them
6. For entertainment
5. Because you can't find a bigger wrench to throw into the machine
4. Because he hasn't won anything yet and Molyneux is already blowing (pro-Trump) gaskets
3. Walking around Seattle (or other SJW infested area) on November 9, 2016 wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat and a shit-eating grin
2. Tax cuts!
1. To see what he does next
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